Friday, August 22, 2014

Visit Exhibition of Properties in East Pune

The Times of India Presents
East of Pune Property Showcase
23rd & 24th August 2014 10.30am - 7.30pm
Hyatt Pune, Formerly Hotel Ista,
next to Aga Khan Palace, Nagar Road, Pune:



View Times Property East Of Pune at Ista Pune, next to Aga Khan Palace, Nagar Road, Yerwada, 411006 in a larger map

The Times of India Presents - East of Pune Property Showcase - 23rd & 24th August 2014

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1) Adult Babies Are Rushing to Book Flats at Palm Atlantis, Wagholi!

2) Ivy Estate Wagholi - Best Township for Raising a Family

3) Terrible Tragedy of Mandke Armaan at Viman Nagar, Pune

Visit Pune Property Exhibition - Sakal Vastu

Sakal Vastu Property Expo
11am to 8pm, 23rd & 24th August 2014,
Hotel Pride, University Road, Shivaji Nagar, Pune 411 005:



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2) Ready & Early Possession 2 BHK Flats at Baner, Pune

3) A 2 BHK Flat for Rs. 72 Lakhs & 3 BHK for 89 Lakhs on Baner Pashan Link Road!

4) A 2 BHK for 73 & 3 BHK for 103 Lakhs on Baner Road!!

5) Upgrade to Metro Jazz, Baner Annex, Pune!

6) Now, who will save us from EMI Shahi?

7) Now, you can get the best property deal in Pune even if you don't know Marathi!

8) Is it worth visiting Sakal Vastu - Pune Property Exhibition?

9) Pune Property Exhibitions - Mass Manipulation of Home Buyers

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Pune Ville Punawale - Make Love Everyday!

Review of Pharande Spaces' Upcoming Township 'Pune Ville',
2 BHK 3 BHK 4 BHK Flats at Sr. No. 17/19, Near Balaji Temple, Mumbai Bangalore Highway, near Lotus Business School, Punawale, Pune 411033
Contact: +91 8380 044042 / +91 9011 127400 / +91 9011 394600
sales@puneville.com www.puneville.com


Pune Ville at Punawale

PuneVille. LoveVille!


Pune Ville at Punawale (www.puneville.com) is more than luxury property. I am convinced.

Pune Ville is convenient location - 23 story 16 highrise towers - European / Japanese fittings & fixtures - Olympic size - lagoon shaped swimming pools - tennis courts - walkways & bridges.

It's not only about 4 Star GRIHA Green Building and Environmental Clearance (EC).

Pharande Spaces' (www.pharandespaces.com) upcoming township is more than that.

Pune Ville is Love Ville.

Those who will live in these 2 BHK, 3 BHK & 4 BHK Flats will make love everyday.

I am sure.

Why?

Because what else can you do - if you are completely turned on before you enter your home?

The walkthrough told me that -
the 23 story towers in Pune Ville are all flesh. And muscles.
Tempting flesh. Lean muscles.
No fat.
More glass.  Less cement.
Like a slim & trim teenager.
Sensuously inviting elevation - only Aedas (www.aedas.com) can dare to design.

By the time, you park your car, you have become flirty.
You feel - you are visiting the place for the first time. And you want to enjoy every moment.
Pune Ville is not the same boring place you come home to.
It's a star hotel. With tempting recreational facilities. Like lagoon swimming pool & club house.
Connected by romantic bridges & walkways.
And you are a guest. Anonymous guest. Adventurous guest.

Ready to explore you enter a home.
A home totally suspended in the sky.
Completely cut off from the earth.
You feel liberated. You feel free.
You have everything. Light. Air. Space.
What you desire is a touch. Touch of a human. Your favorite human. Your spouse.
You go ahead and explore your dear one. And experience love.
That's what home is all about. Love. Rejuvenating. Recharging. Energizing. Mind and body. Everyday.

Certainly, the builder feels shy to announce this publicly.
Sales executive feels awkward.
So, they only talk about fittings & fixtures.
About luxury.
Not about love. Not about physical, psychological & spiritual bonding.
So what?
On this 15th of August, when Pune Ville will be officially launched, everyone will know that it's Love Ville - where you will make love everyday.

Amen.




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Friday, August 8, 2014

Adult Babies Are Rushing to Book Flats at Palm Atlantis, Wagholi!

Humbled by the huge response to the launch of Palm Atlantis Wagholi, Directors of Mantra Majestique Properties are seriously considering whether to offer free gifts of Priyanka Chopra Diapers, Priyanka Chopra Feeding Bottles & Priyanka Chopra Nipples to all Adult Babies who booked 1.5 BHK Flat - 610 Carpet - for Rs. 37 Lakhs & 2 BHK Flat - 787 Carpet - for Rs. 46 Lakhs (approximate all inclusive property prices)


Press Conference of Mantra Majestique Properties

Addressing the representatives of leading national & international paid news publishing houses & TV Channels, the young directors of Mantra Majestique Properties claimed that the huge response to Palm Atlantis Wagholi is more than a business success. It's a  "social revolution".

To celebrate this social revolution, on the lines of Gay Pride Parade at Delhi, the builder is planning "1st Pride Parade of Adult Babies in Pune". From EON IT Park at Kharadi to Wagholi.

Certainly! Priyanka Chopra will lead the Adult Babies Pride Parade!!," said the director of Mantra Majestique Properties and added, "Priyanka Chopra is not only our 'Brand Face'. Priyanka is our business philosopher too. It was Priyanka - who gave us the Mantra - "Out of the Closets and into the Streets"!"

Thanking God for giving birth in a family which is in a business of selling sarees for women, one of the directors of Mantra Majestique Properties said that our ladies customers unveiled the naked truth of society. All adult males are not men. Majority of them are babies. Adult babies. At least at home!

When the directors tried to connect the dots, they realized that if they manage to bring these adult babies out of the closets they can succeed in real estate business. Particularly in Wagholi. Where there are no water and drainage systems. It means that Wagholi is an ideal place for Adult Babies who prefer to drink from bottles & happy to wear diapers.

Ravi Karandeekar's Pune Real Estate Market News Blog told these developers that the builders in Wagholi who had sold properties to adult males are already facing trouble. This valuable input helped them to design Palm Atlantis and all upcoming projects in Wagholi for adult babies. The directors of Mantra Majestique Properties told the paid news reporters.

Curious to know about Adult Babies, one paid news reporter asked, "How to identify Adult Babies?"

"Now, it's easy! Those who have booked the flats in Palm Atlantis Wagholi and those who join the 1st pride parade are adult babies!! Jokes apart. Fact of the matter is - authentic data is not available. However, available clinical data tells us that Adult Babies are - in their thirties, have a college degree, have a good job, and are married. It means that it's difficult to identify them. Only the wife knows the truth. And, now, Mantra Majestique Properties!," said the director.

"What would be the market size of housing for adult babies in India?," a paid news reporter of a leading financial newspaper asked the builder.

"Considering the results of recent Lok Sabha Elections - for sure - entire India is open for us!," said the director of Mantra Majestique Properties and started the slide show of Palm Atlantis at Wagholi. Have a look:


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2) Why Priyanka Chopra?

3) Why do so many men act like children?

4) Why We Love Who We Love

5) Grown Man or Baby? -- Dr. Phil



6) Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Baby Fantasy



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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Malin Landslide Tragedy - Who's Next?

Is it Mugawade - Ghotawade near Hinjewadi!?


Mugawade - Ghotawade near Hinjewadi



After Malin Tragedy residents living in hilly area are scared.

They fear that haphazard and illegal cutting of hilltop / hill slopes may cause Malin like incidence in their their villages.

Visit to such areas prove that vast number of illegal excavation, hill cutting, unauthorized development is going on in and around Pune.

Large number of hills, mountains and lands are being excavated without any necessary permission.

In Mugawade near Paud tehsil of Pune district, Sahyadri Hill is being excavated by mine blasting since last some years.

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Where is Mugawade?




A few projects at Mugawade:






Who would be held responsible for any mishap? The purchaser of a plot!?




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1) Sunday, May 23, 2010

About Eiffel Olympia, a project of 5000 sq. ft. plots, at Greater Hinjewadi, Pune (!) - by Ridhi Sidhi Plantation Society a.k.a. Eiffel Developers & Realtors Ltd.


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2) Tuesday, August 07, 2012

XRBIA Pune - A Few Questions & Observations

3) Thursday, August 02, 2012

XRBIA Hinjewadi - The Sucker's Deal for the Stupid People with Some Disposable Income


Friday, August 1, 2014

Ravi Karandeekar's Top 12 Most Popular Blogs in 2014

From 1st January to 31st July 2014 - According to Google Analytics:




1) DSK Dream City Pune Launched!

2) Kolte-Patil Developers - Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil

3) Current Property Prices & Availability in West of Pune

4) DSK Dream City Mega Launch Event Starts Today!

5) 1 BHK Flat v/s Bungalow Plot - Which is a better investment option for a young first time investor?

6) XRBIA Hinjewadi - The Sucker's Deal for the Stupid People with Some Disposable Income

7) DSK Dream City Pune Receives Huge Response - Photo Story

8) Would you like have sex with me?

9) 32 Flat Buyers & Hubtown Countrywoods - David & Goliath

10) Who owns Nanded City Pune?

11) Pethkar Projects to Open Booking of Siyona at Punawale - Today!

12) Pune Home Buyer, Hurry Up! Make a Fool of Yourself!!

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3) Should I Buy a 1 BHK at Pimple Saudagar or a 2 BHK at Pirangut?

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